Author: B Loom
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Russell Brand “Uncovers” JFK’s Assassin
Russell Brand shocks zero historians after sharing a “top secret” file blaming Mr. Bean for JFK’s assassination. Internet reacts with baffled sighs.
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Send Pensioners to Prison
“Three meals a day, free housing, and no energy bills—prison might just be Britain’s most affordable care home.”
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Viral Hit: French Senator’s Fiery Take on Trump and Musk
French Senator Claude Malhuret captures global attention with a scathing critique of U.S. politics, implicating Trump and Musk in a deteriorating American global stance.
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Man Arrested at Airport After Officers Discover ‘Wigged-Out’ Drug Stash
A bold attempt at hiding cocaine… or just the worst hairpiece in aviation history?
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The Great Bathroom Heist: Woman Walks In to Use Toilet, Walks Out With £150 Sink
Just popping in to freshen up… and redecorate my home.
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The Great Gold Toilet Heist: £2.8 Million Throne Stolen in Audacious Blenheim Palace Raid
Not since King Midas has a toilet been this valuable.
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Canadian Lawmaker Slams Trump Over Zelenskyy Attacks – “Put a Sock in It, Donald”
One is fighting for democracy, the other is fighting for a reduced sentence.
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Trump Declares Himself ‘King’ After Killing NYC’s Congestion Pricing – But He’s No King Arthur
Donald Trump declares himself a king after blocking NYC’s congestion pricing, but his quest for power looks more like Monty Python than King Arthur—can he ever pull the sword from the stone?
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Monty Python’s Legacy: Why Satirical Politics Still Matters in 2025
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail