Category: Breaking News
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Butter Enthusiasts Shocked: Cabot Creamery Adds “Extra Creamy” Feature Nobody Asked For
Vermont-based Cabot Creamery has voluntarily recalled their ‘Extra Creamy Premium Sea Salted Butter’ after discovering what company officials are calling ‘an artisanal addition of coliform bacteria’ in select batches. The FDA has classified this as a Class III recall, which in layman’s terms means ‘it’s gross but probably won’t kill you.’
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Severe flooding in Kentucky!
Severe flooding in Kentucky has tragically claimed at least nine lives, Federal disaster declaration to expedite aid to the affected areas. Severe flooding in Kentucky has tragically claimed at least nine lives, including a mother and her young child, as relentless storms continue to batter the region. Governor Andy Beshear described the event as one…