Category: Local News
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Grimsby Man’s Double Life: From Burger Van Owner to Thailand’s #1 __ Exporter?
From flipping burgers to flipping the script on international trade.
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Man Tries to Smuggle Wife onto Flight!
Man Tries to Smuggle Wife onto Flight as ‘Statue’ in 6-Foot Box – Nearly Pulls It Off “Sir, are you aware that your statue is breathing?” Miami International Airport officials were left in disbelief this week after a man attempting to check in for a flight to Las Vegas presented a six-foot shipping box, confidently…
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Cardiff Airport
Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Emotional Support Sheep “Sir, for the last time, your sheep cannot have a window seat.” Cardiff Airport security was thrown into mild confusion and temporary hysteria yesterday after a Welsh farmer attempted to check in his “emotional…
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Cardiff Airport Border Officials Shocked
Cardiff Airport Border Officials Shocked as Man Arrives from Thailand with Suitcase Full of Fake Fluffy Animal Tails—All Featuring “Ominous” Attachments “A tale of tails no one saw coming.” In what is being described as one of the most baffling customs seizures in recent UK history, Cardiff Airport border officials were left utterly speechless when…
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Dutch Naturists Arrested in Yellowstone!
Dutch Naturists Arrested in Yellowstone! Dutch Naturists Arrested With a Bizarre Collection of Items. No Clothes, and a Very Large Container! “A new frontier in ‘back to nature’ living—or just a really bad camping trip?” Yellowstone National Park rangers have reported one of the most bizarre arrests in park history, after detaining two Dutch naturists…
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Ohio Woman Claims to Be in a ‘Plutonic’ Relationship
Ohio Woman Claims to Be in a ‘Plutonic’ Relationship with Alien Who Prefers Wardrobe Over Socializing “Intergalactic romance or just a case of cosmic confusion?” In what could be the most unusual long-term relationship in modern history, 82-year-old Ohio resident Martha Jenkins has made an astonishing claim: she has been living with an alien for…
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Outrage as Restaurant Charges “Breathing Fee”
Diners furious, but still taking selfies with their overpriced meals.
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Man Completes New Year’s Resolution
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step—so technically, he’s done