Category: Sport
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Local Man Declares Himself a Professional Athlete
Local Man Declares Himself a Professional Athlete After Completing One 5K Fun Run “Already considering retirement due to ‘wear and tear’ on his knees.” In a stunning turn of events, local office worker Gary Thompson, 38, has officially declared himself a professional athlete after completing a 5K fun run last weekend. Thompson, who had never…
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Man Completes New Year’s Resolution
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step—so technically, he’s done