Category: UK
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Police Launch Urinevestigation
Avon & Somerset Police are investigating after an officer was filmed urinating on a dead cat’s grave. Sources say the case is “leaking sensitive details.”
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Send Pensioners to Prison
“Three meals a day, free housing, and no energy bills—prison might just be Britain’s most affordable care home.”
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The Great Bathroom Heist: Woman Walks In to Use Toilet, Walks Out With £150 Sink
Just popping in to freshen up… and redecorate my home.
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The Great Gold Toilet Heist: £2.8 Million Throne Stolen in Audacious Blenheim Palace Raid
Not since King Midas has a toilet been this valuable.
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Grimsby Man’s Double Life: From Burger Van Owner to Thailand’s #1 __ Exporter?
From flipping burgers to flipping the script on international trade.
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E-Scooter Meat Heist, gone wrong!
E-Scooter Meat Heist Ends in Spectacular Flying Tackle by Undercover Cop Tackle by Undercover Cop “You can run from the law, but you can’t out-scoot a flying tackle.” A North London thief discovered the hard way that an e-scooter is not an escape-proof getaway vehicle when a plain-clothes police officer channeled their inner NFL linebacker,…
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UK Government’s 2030 EV Plan
UK Government’s 2030 EV Plan: A Marathon Towards Green Motoring In a bold stride towards environmental consciousness, the UK government has reaffirmed its commitment to ban the sale of new petrol and diesel cars by 2030, urging citizens to embrace electric vehicles (EVs) and, inadvertently, their own two feet. gov.uk Pedestrian Populace Boom As the…