Category: World News
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Grimsby Man’s Double Life: From Burger Van Owner to Thailand’s #1 __ Exporter?
From flipping burgers to flipping the script on international trade.
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Elon Musk’s $50 Million Condom Blunder: A Second-Hand Cringe So Powerful Even Trump Couldn’t Ignore It
Silicon Valley’s richest innovator accidentally becomes the world’s most expensive contraception sponsor.
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Elon Musk in Custody Battle Over ‘13th Child’ – The Billionaire’s Expanding Galactic Empire of Offspring
“From launching rockets to launching surprise paternity cases, Musk keeps busy.”
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Elon Musk Declares War on Fact-Checking, Because Facts Are Just Too Inconvenient
“I alone will decide what is true… unless it’s about Tesla stock prices, then let’s keep it vague.” In yet another bold stand against reality, Elon Musk has vowed to crack down on X (formerly Twitter) users who have committed the heinous crime of fact-checking Donald Trump’s latest “100% totally accurate” claim about Ukrainian President…
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Man Travels 240 Miles on a Lawnmower – The Journey of a Lifetime
A 73-year-old man, unable to drive, embarks on a 240-mile journey on a lawnmower!
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Welsh Choir’s Trip to Thailand Was Not What They Expected!
A choir from Wales blindly picked Thailand for their trip, but one member had a secret plan—Pattaya, ladyboys, bar girls, and ‘divine’ experiences!
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Elderly Woman’s $1,000 Mistake: Wrong Manchester and Wrong Country
Elderly Woman Takes Accidental UK Road Trip After Mistaking Manchester for the U.S. U.S. Woman’s $1,000 Travel Blunder: Mistaking Manchester UK for the U.S. For most travelers, falling asleep on a plane means waking up slightly disoriented, maybe with a stiff neck. But for one elderly woman from Southampton, New York, a nap at 30,000…
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Doctors Shock the World:
Doctors Shock the World: The Ultimate Cough Cure Was in Your S’mores All Along! Well Sort Of. “Pharmaceutical companies are sweating as marshmallows make a comeback in the medical field.” If you’ve been hacking up a lung for the past few weeks, convinced that your cough is now a permanent feature of your personality, you’re…
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Man Tries to Smuggle Wife onto Flight!
Man Tries to Smuggle Wife onto Flight as ‘Statue’ in 6-Foot Box – Nearly Pulls It Off “Sir, are you aware that your statue is breathing?” Miami International Airport officials were left in disbelief this week after a man attempting to check in for a flight to Las Vegas presented a six-foot shipping box, confidently…
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Cardiff Airport
Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Emotional Support Sheep “Sir, for the last time, your sheep cannot have a window seat.” Cardiff Airport security was thrown into mild confusion and temporary hysteria yesterday after a Welsh farmer attempted to check in his “emotional…