Category: World News
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Doctors Shock the World:
Doctors Shock the World: The Ultimate Cough Cure Was in Your S’mores All Along! Well Sort Of. “Pharmaceutical companies are sweating as marshmallows make a comeback in the medical field.” If you’ve been hacking up a lung for the past few weeks, convinced that your cough is now a permanent feature of your personality, you’re…
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Man Tries to Smuggle Wife onto Flight!
Man Tries to Smuggle Wife onto Flight as ‘Statue’ in 6-Foot Box – Nearly Pulls It Off “Sir, are you aware that your statue is breathing?” Miami International Airport officials were left in disbelief this week after a man attempting to check in for a flight to Las Vegas presented a six-foot shipping box, confidently…
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Cardiff Airport
Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Emotional Support Sheep “Sir, for the last time, your sheep cannot have a window seat.” Cardiff Airport security was thrown into mild confusion and temporary hysteria yesterday after a Welsh farmer attempted to check in his “emotional…
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Mass Exodus in Mayor Adams, Administration
Mass Exodus in Mayor Adams’ Administration: Deputy Mayors Flee Amid Scandal “When the ship starts sinking, even the rats are smart enough to jump off.” “When the ship starts sinking, even the rats are smart enough to jump off.” In a development that has left New York City’s political scene reeling, four of Mayor Eric…
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No Kings Day! Trump and Musk
No Kings Day’: Protesters Denounce Trump and Musk, Rejecting Billionaire Rulers on Presidents’ Day Protesters Denounce Trump and Musk, Rejecting Billionaire Rulers on Presidents Day/No Kings Day! “We fought a revolution to avoid this exact situation—so why does it feel like we live in a monarchy with Wi-Fi?” Across the United States, thousands of protesters…
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Nude Models Ordered to Wear Clothes?
Life-Drawing Class in Chaos as Nude Models Ordered to Wear Clothes? Chaos as Nude Models Ordered to Wear Clothes in Life-Drawing Class! “Artists left confused, models left overdressed, and critics left wondering—what exactly are we drawing now?” In a shocking turn of events that has rocked the North London art community, a long-standing life-drawing class…
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Trump Demands Supreme Court Approve Firing of Whistleblower!
Trump Demands Supreme Court Approve Firing of Whistleblower Agency Head, Calls It ‘Totally Unnecessary Office’ “If nobody’s blowing whistles, do we even need referees?” In yet another bold move against oversight and accountability, former President Donald Trump has demanded that the Supreme Court allow the immediate firing of the head of the U.S. whistleblower protection…
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Trump Gets Carried Away With Tariffs!
Applies Them to North Korea—Forgetting There’s No Trade to Tax “The art of the deal meets the absence of a deal.” In yet another bold economic maneuver, former U.S. President Donald Trump has announced sweeping tariffs on North Korea, a country that, notably, does not actually trade with the United States. Standing at a podium…
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Trump Wants to Buy Greenland
Trump Wants to Buy Greenland, Shocked to Learn It’s More White Than Green—And Has No Golf Courses “The greatest real estate deal in history—unless someone tells him about Antarctica.” In what experts are calling “the boldest real estate move since Louisiana Purchase (but with less planning)”, former U.S. President Donald Trump once again floated the…
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Outrage as Restaurant Charges “Breathing Fee”
Diners furious, but still taking selfies with their overpriced meals.