Tag: UK
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The Great Bathroom Heist: Woman Walks In to Use Toilet, Walks Out With £150 Sink
Just popping in to freshen up… and redecorate my home.
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Doctors Shock the World:
Doctors Shock the World: The Ultimate Cough Cure Was in Your S’mores All Along! Well Sort Of. “Pharmaceutical companies are sweating as marshmallows make a comeback in the medical field.” If you’ve been hacking up a lung for the past few weeks, convinced that your cough is now a permanent feature of your personality, you’re…
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Cardiff Airport
Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Cardiff Airport Chaos as Passenger Attempts to Check in! Emotional Support Sheep “Sir, for the last time, your sheep cannot have a window seat.” Cardiff Airport security was thrown into mild confusion and temporary hysteria yesterday after a Welsh farmer attempted to check in his “emotional…
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Nude Models Ordered to Wear Clothes?
Life-Drawing Class in Chaos as Nude Models Ordered to Wear Clothes? Chaos as Nude Models Ordered to Wear Clothes in Life-Drawing Class! “Artists left confused, models left overdressed, and critics left wondering—what exactly are we drawing now?” In a shocking turn of events that has rocked the North London art community, a long-standing life-drawing class…
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Cardiff Airport Border Officials Shocked
Cardiff Airport Border Officials Shocked as Man Arrives from Thailand with Suitcase Full of Fake Fluffy Animal Tails—All Featuring “Ominous” Attachments “A tale of tails no one saw coming.” In what is being described as one of the most baffling customs seizures in recent UK history, Cardiff Airport border officials were left utterly speechless when…