Author: B Loom
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The Great Gold Toilet Heist: £2.8 Million Throne Stolen in Audacious Blenheim Palace Raid
Not since King Midas has a toilet been this valuable.
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Canadian Lawmaker Slams Trump Over Zelenskyy Attacks – “Put a Sock in It, Donald”
One is fighting for democracy, the other is fighting for a reduced sentence.
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Trump Declares Himself ‘King’ After Killing NYC’s Congestion Pricing – But He’s No King Arthur
Donald Trump declares himself a king after blocking NYC’s congestion pricing, but his quest for power looks more like Monty Python than King Arthur—can he ever pull the sword from the stone?
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Monty Python’s Legacy: Why Satirical Politics Still Matters in 2025
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Grimsby Man’s Double Life: From Burger Van Owner to Thailand’s #1 __ Exporter?
From flipping burgers to flipping the script on international trade.
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Elon Musk’s $50 Million Condom Blunder: A Second-Hand Cringe So Powerful Even Trump Couldn’t Ignore It
Silicon Valley’s richest innovator accidentally becomes the world’s most expensive contraception sponsor.
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Elon Musk in Custody Battle Over ‘13th Child’ – The Billionaire’s Expanding Galactic Empire of Offspring
“From launching rockets to launching surprise paternity cases, Musk keeps busy.”
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Elon Musk Declares War on Fact-Checking, Because Facts Are Just Too Inconvenient
“I alone will decide what is true… unless it’s about Tesla stock prices, then let’s keep it vague.” In yet another bold stand against reality, Elon Musk has vowed to crack down on X (formerly Twitter) users who have committed the heinous crime of fact-checking Donald Trump’s latest “100% totally accurate” claim about Ukrainian President…
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Man Travels 240 Miles on a Lawnmower – The Journey of a Lifetime
A 73-year-old man, unable to drive, embarks on a 240-mile journey on a lawnmower!
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Welsh Choir’s Trip to Thailand Was Not What They Expected!
A choir from Wales blindly picked Thailand for their trip, but one member had a secret plan—Pattaya, ladyboys, bar girls, and ‘divine’ experiences!