Author: B Loom
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Elon Musk Declares War on Fact-Checking, Because Facts Are Just Too Inconvenient
“I alone will decide what is true… unless it’s about Tesla stock prices, then let’s keep it vague.” In yet another bold stand against reality, Elon Musk has vowed to crack down on X (formerly Twitter) users who have committed the heinous crime of fact-checking Donald Trump’s latest “100% totally accurate” claim about Ukrainian President…
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Man Travels 240 Miles on a Lawnmower – The Journey of a Lifetime
A 73-year-old man, unable to drive, embarks on a 240-mile journey on a lawnmower!
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Welsh Choir’s Trip to Thailand Was Not What They Expected!
A choir from Wales blindly picked Thailand for their trip, but one member had a secret plan—Pattaya, ladyboys, bar girls, and ‘divine’ experiences!
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Elderly Woman’s $1,000 Mistake: Wrong Manchester and Wrong Country
Elderly Woman Takes Accidental UK Road Trip After Mistaking Manchester for the U.S. U.S. Woman’s $1,000 Travel Blunder: Mistaking Manchester UK for the U.S. For most travelers, falling asleep on a plane means waking up slightly disoriented, maybe with a stiff neck. But for one elderly woman from Southampton, New York, a nap at 30,000…
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Capybara Arrests Drug Dealer!
Capybara Arrests Drug Dealer in Peru! Police bodycam footage shows the moment officers used a capybara costume to carry out a drug raid in Peru’s capital Lima. The Escuadron Verde (Green Squad) police group is a specialised unit of the Peruvian National Police who often disguise their agents in fancy dress during festivities such as…
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Elderly Russian Traveler Mistakes Baggage Conveyor for Airport Shuttle – Takes an Unplanned Ride
Woman In Russia Attempts to Check Herself In on Baggage Belt! At Vladikavkaz Airport
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E-Scooter Meat Heist, gone wrong!
E-Scooter Meat Heist Ends in Spectacular Flying Tackle by Undercover Cop Tackle by Undercover Cop “You can run from the law, but you can’t out-scoot a flying tackle.” A North London thief discovered the hard way that an e-scooter is not an escape-proof getaway vehicle when a plain-clothes police officer channeled their inner NFL linebacker,…
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Doctors Shock the World:
Doctors Shock the World: The Ultimate Cough Cure Was in Your S’mores All Along! Well Sort Of. “Pharmaceutical companies are sweating as marshmallows make a comeback in the medical field.” If you’ve been hacking up a lung for the past few weeks, convinced that your cough is now a permanent feature of your personality, you’re…
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Elon Musk’s DOGE Digs for Data:
Elon Musk’s DOGE Digs for Data: Social Security Chief Resigns Amid Privacy Tug-of-War Elon Musk’s DOGE Digs for Data: “When tech moguls play government, who needs privacy?” In a move that has left both bureaucrats and late-night comedians scrambling for words, Michelle King, the acting commissioner of the Social Security Administration (SSA), has resigned. Her…
