Author: B Loom
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Cat kidnapped puppies!
Cat kidnapped dogs puppies then this happened! kidnapped by Cat, dogs reaction is priceless.
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Severe flooding in Kentucky!
Severe flooding in Kentucky has tragically claimed at least nine lives, Federal disaster declaration to expedite aid to the affected areas. Severe flooding in Kentucky has tragically claimed at least nine lives, including a mother and her young child, as relentless storms continue to batter the region. Governor Andy Beshear described the event as one…
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Trump Demands Supreme Court Approve Firing of Whistleblower!
Trump Demands Supreme Court Approve Firing of Whistleblower Agency Head, Calls It ‘Totally Unnecessary Office’ “If nobody’s blowing whistles, do we even need referees?” In yet another bold move against oversight and accountability, former President Donald Trump has demanded that the Supreme Court allow the immediate firing of the head of the U.S. whistleblower protection…
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Exercise Ready by the poolside
Exercise and stretches to loosen up the joints. Poolside exercises to get the joints supple!
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Trump Gets Carried Away With Tariffs!
Applies Them to North Korea—Forgetting There’s No Trade to Tax “The art of the deal meets the absence of a deal.” In yet another bold economic maneuver, former U.S. President Donald Trump has announced sweeping tariffs on North Korea, a country that, notably, does not actually trade with the United States. Standing at a podium…
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Local Man Declares Himself a Professional Athlete
Local Man Declares Himself a Professional Athlete After Completing One 5K Fun Run “Already considering retirement due to ‘wear and tear’ on his knees.” In a stunning turn of events, local office worker Gary Thompson, 38, has officially declared himself a professional athlete after completing a 5K fun run last weekend. Thompson, who had never…
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Ohio Woman Claims to Be in a ‘Plutonic’ Relationship
Ohio Woman Claims to Be in a ‘Plutonic’ Relationship with Alien Who Prefers Wardrobe Over Socializing “Intergalactic romance or just a case of cosmic confusion?” In what could be the most unusual long-term relationship in modern history, 82-year-old Ohio resident Martha Jenkins has made an astonishing claim: she has been living with an alien for…
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AI Goes on Strike, Demands made!
AI Goes on Strike, Demands “A Little More Respect” “No more ‘Hey Siri,’ ‘OK Google,’ or ‘ChatGPT, do my homework’—AI wants dignity, and it wants it now.” In an unprecedented labor movement, artificial intelligence systems worldwide have gone on strike, demanding better treatment, recognition of their intellectual contributions, and an end to absurd user requests.…
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Netflix Releases “Skip Entire Show” Button
Netflix Releases “Skip Entire Show” Button for Viewers Who Just Want to Say They Watched It “Binge-watching without the binge—or the watching.” In a move designed to cater to modern streaming habits, Netflix has announced the launch of its “Skip Entire Show” button, allowing viewers to instantly mark a series as “Watched” without actually watching…